Sunday, December 23, 2007

Chuck Norris Sues Over Fact Book!?!

Chuck Norris the man I know from Walker Texas Ranger, but many of you may know of him from his many other TV shows, and movies, The Delta Force. Or perhaps his highly commercialized work out machine "The Total Gym" commercial, you may have seem him working out with his wife. This is a true American Celebrity, has been through out the 70s, 80s, and 90s, and now that he is trying to be taken seriously politically by backing Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee, he wishes to be taken seriously. He is suing the creator of the book "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" Now I am not so sure, but What The Hell Is Up His Ass?

If a publisher ever released a book titled I am the World's Greatest Human, no way I would be upset, or ever Sue the creator. That should be taken as a compliment, not as you thinking that people will actually take these facts seriously. EVERYONE knows who you are, you are KICK ASS! YOU ARE a GREAT IDOL of kids, teens, and adults all around the world to strive to want to kick as much as in their lives as you have. And yet you dis-regard your name, and turn into a little winy baby and feel the need to sue these creators of this hysterical book?

Why not do something smart, and team up with the publishers, and help sell the book, for a small share in your pocket of course, after all your name is in the title, you do deserver some of the profits. But after helping them sell, why not get some more Movie Deals, and be the star of some more kick ass movies? Every kid I know highly respects your name, and knows that you are the perfect definition of what every man in America wants to be at some point or another in their lives.

Check out Chuck Norris Facts

There are a couple thousand different Chuck Norris Fact Jokes here, they change every 15 seconds.

As for Chuck Norris I'd say stop bitching and to quote a "fact"
Chuck Fact #688
The Nile flows north because Chuck Norris told it to.

Chuck Fact #1721
Part of the reason Chuck Norris can kick so many people in the face before they block it is because his shadow holds them by the balls.

Chuck Fact #331
Chuck Norris had sex with your mom, and your dad gave him a high five.

Your the man, so stop being a pussy!

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1 comment:

Patty McGee said...

chuck norris is a freaking moron!! who would sue over a book that claims he is the worlds greatest human? how obserddd!!!