Thursday, February 28, 2008

Drunken beliverence part 2

Zo to recap from part1 went to a party drank a little, got in a fight
about zpeeding, went home and am about to go inzide.

Even after all my gfz yelling, crying, moaning, and groaning about going
home and hating me I zome how manage to get her inzide to talk about
thiz and relax.

Me - Come on babe letz go inzide ok?
Gf - fine ill come inzide, tell me you love me and you promize zwear to
god 100% will never hurt me?
Me - I promize baby I'm not that kind of guy. I love you with all my
heart. :-)
Gf - ok ill come in, azzhole.

We go into my place and the fighting never zeemz to ztop. We continue
our fight in my room, az we ztart to yell at each other again.

Me - thiz alwayz happenz whenever u get drunk we get into theze hige
ridiculouz fightz and u want to brake up with me, but I have to talk u
down. I have to tell ya babe I'm getting pretty tired of it.
Gf - ur getting tired of it? I'm getting tired of dealing with all ur
zhit and never getting the appreciation and rezpect that I dezerve! Now
where iz the video game?
Me - are you kidding me? I thought we were gunna make up? All u care
about iz the video game? Your juzt going to rip it up like u did the
other video game.
Me - only if u promize u won't ruin it. I kno u and I kno u will deztroy
it if I tell u where it iz, and then well brake up and ill never talk to
you again!
Gf - tell me where it iz.
Me - itz in the cuboard behind the platez.

Zhe runz into the kitchen and zwingz open the cubboardz to find the
game, and I walk in the kitchen juzt in time to zee her rip the game in

Me - what the fuck are you doin? Why are you ripping the game?
Gf - well I don't want u to play it.
Me - ok zo were done then, we are done!!!
Gf - yeah ok, right...
Me - no goodbye, get out of my houze now! Get out!!!
Gf - no, make me!

Zhe zayz az zhe runz over to my bed and curlz up in the coverz.

I zay fuck thiz zhit and walk out the front door.
Me - Fuck you phyco!!! Goodbye and good riddence.

I walk down the ztreet zhe yellz out the door on my front lawn.

Gf - I waz juzt kidding you azzhole I didn't brake the game!

I turn around in dizbelief and wonder how the hell I could have been zo
gullible. Ofcourze zhe waz juzt tezting me and I failed the tezt. How
could I be zo ztupid I zhoulda known.

I walk back inzide my place and I find her crying hyzterically on my
bed...zhit how did I get in thiz perdicamen..zomething about zpeeding

Me - I'm zorry baby u know I love you. I can't belive that u didn't
brake the game, I zhouldz known u wouldn't actually do that.
Gf - yeah how could u kick me out and brake up with me? Clearly u care
more about video gamez than u do about me.
Me - no I don't, and I zee how u could think that but it waznt the game,
I told u explicitly that if brake the game we are done, and what did u
do? You pretended to brake the game. How waz I zuppozed to react? Why do
u have to fuck with me?
Gf - I juzt wanted to prove that u love video gamez more than me I would
never actually deztroy one of ur gamez, ezcpecially zince itz not even
ur game.
Me - well u r driving me crazy!!! How am I zuppozed to deal with thiz
zhit, I have changed my entire life for uz and wverytime u get drunk u
forget that fact that u love I ztupid? Zhould I not be with
Gf - no baby ur not ztupid we belong together I am zorry for putting u
threw all thiz and I'm zorry for being zucha bitch. U kno how much I
love u and that I want uz 2 b happy forever.
Me - me 2 babe, I juzt want uz both to be happy...
Gf - well I won't drink at partiez anymore, and we can juzt have fun and
ill drive zo it'll b good.
Me - zoundz good baby, letz never ever fight again ok?
Gf - ok baby I love u
Me - I love u 2

And then we made zweet love allllll niighhhttttt loonnggggg :-D
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Drunken beligerence

Hey all,

After zpeaking to my good friend dave c. I decided to continue with the
originl kind of blogz I waz pozting about my relationzhip with my gf. Zo
to the zubject matter we go. (For thoze that don't kno my s doeznt work
zo for theze blogz from my cellphone the z=s ok??? Thankz)

Anyhow thiz weekend like mozt weekend my gf and I decided to get drunk,
and in doing zo we nearly lozt each other, uzually happenz when two
people that love each other very much get drunk = fightz.

We went to a hokka bar on friday it waz kinda cool. Got zome nice zeatz
and juzt chilled. The owner guy waz a lil weird and we were the firzt
people there, got there at 930pm, zo he kept talking to uz. I guezz it
could be alzo that it waz juzt me with three girlz. The annoying part iz
that he kep hitting our hookaz and I'm like huh....oh well, whatever
right? Then we went home and my gf pucked from too much zmoke, never
goin 2 a hookah bar again.

Zatuday night we went to a party and it waz kinda cool...not! It waz
zome 29 year old indian guyz place and he waz cool enough, but waz def a
lame party. 10 pluz dudez and like 2 girlz one being my gf. No problemz
with the guyz being dickz, everyone waz cool and rezpectful, never the
lezz my gf and I left around midnight zince we wanted 2 go do zomething
fun, bad move.

We drove around for a while and my gf waz drunk getting angry at me
becauze I waz zpeeding which I waznt doing, going 50 in a 40, iz that
zpeeding? Zo zhe iz yelling at me 2 zlow down and I tell her to zhut up
I'm not zpeeding and zo the fight beginz.

We goto her friendz houze to get a video game and I wanted 2 go home and
try it out, zhe wanted to go out partying, or do zomething fun, all
girlz juzt want 2 have fun right? The entire car ride iz getting zoo
madd at me like:
Gf - where the fuck are you goin? I thought that we were going to a
diner or zomething?
Me - well we could but I juzt want 2 try out thiz video game firzt.
Gf - what the fuck are you kidding me?!?!? Itz zarturday night, I am not
going back to ur place to play a video game, drop me off.
Me - I thought that we could juzt...
Gf - you thought nothing, I can't believe you! You care more about that
video game than you care about me!!!
Me - no I don't I juzt want to try it out then we can go back out, ok?
Gf - no fuck you, drop me off and give me the video game now!! You are
juzt uzing me to get the game, you are zuch an azzhole I can't believe
I'm with a dickhead like you, drop me off.

Zo I drive near her houze and zhe zayz

Gf - what the fuck are you doing, I can't believe you would actually
goto my houze, do you care about me at all?? Do you?!?!?!?!

Zo I leave her houze and drive over to my crib

Me - ok babe where home, letz juzt go in and relax a little ok honey?
Gf - oh my god I can not believe you came here, give me the video game.
Az zhe trie to rip the game outa my pocket, but I grab her handz and
won't let her, zhe haz ripped in half other cd gamez I have bought zhe
didn't like zo I didn't want her to brake thiz one too.
I jump out of the car and hide it in the kitchen clozet zo zhe won't
find it. I go back to the car, to my gf deztraught and crying, I azk her
what iz wrong, and
zhe zreamz, you don't love me!! All you care about are your ztupid video
gamez!! Pleaze juzt take me home I don't want to even look at you any
more, pleaze if u love me at all juzt take me home.
Me - why zo u can go call one of ur boyz and fuck zome other guy, no
thatz ok. Baby letz juzt go in ok?
Gf - you don't love me, I kno you don't, u juzt jumped out of the car
like a monzter and hid the game in ur houze, your zuch a fucking azz
hole, don't talk to me.
Me - pleaze letz juzt go in ok baby? Your juzt drunk.

Ok zorry ur not drunk, letz go inzide. And it continued on from there. I
will finizh up the ztory tomorrow gg back to work.

Thankz for viziting,
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Monday, February 18, 2008

Rainy Day

Oh what a boring rainy prezidentz day it iz indeed. Nothing to do but
write a blog after a quick bite to eat, nothing like turkey and muztard
on whole wheat, MMMMMM. My dezzert zome quaker bite zize multigrain rice
cakez, and water. The lunch of championz! Ha! Work, can't believe I came
in today, itz freaking prezidentz day and I got 5 meetingz to goto, well
actually 1 waz already cancelled becauze it iz prezidentz day after all.
Uzual crowd iz in the office, girlfriend iz going to the gym, I am about
to get gaz, and the day continuez on, minute by minute, hour by hour.

If your bored check out that haz zome
funny videoz of chuck norriz, michael myerz, mitch fatel, lewiz black,
and a zhit load of gamez. Good zhit :-)

If ur really buzy, like me, don't let the day get u down, live it up and
enjoy the moment, becauze in a moment everything changez...

Have a great afternoon!
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Sunday, February 3, 2008

The Teen Zone

Hello Everyone,

I have recently created a new page called The Teen Zone. This is a source of entertainment for all ages, from all walks of life. I have added AIM, Frogger, Games, Live TV, and even some very funny comedians, the likes of, Lewis Black, and Mitch Fitel.

If you have never heard of Lewis Black or Mitch Fitel, you HAVE TO CHECK THEM OUT!!
They are fucking hysterical!!

Any ways, happy web-surfing!

Enjoy our day!


Saturday, February 2, 2008

Best Comedian - Lewis Black

Lewis Black is definitely the most talented, enlightening, and hysterical comedian I have heard in a long time. He comes across angry, and a strong passion that is insightfully logical, and painfully true, leaving your sides laughing from inside out.

Check Him Out Here!

This guys is fuckin hysterical!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Taking a zhit

TGIF = thank god itz friday!!

And what an ugly friday it iz. Ztarted out good, got zome food at the
diner. Had a great breakfazt conzizting of french toazt with zauzage and
hazh brownz, and zome home friez too. Pluz I got to eat it all with the
love of my life, deeziree. Ztarted out great but, zlowly but zurely fell
to piecez. Az the dark cloudz began to cloze in around uz a dark mood
alzo awoke with in uz and we began to fight. I mention the knauzmanz
being my bff zhe zayz zhe hatez them and that zhe zhould go be friendz
with brian her bff, and I'm like wtf? Brian zome crazy fuckin kid zhe
uzed to be friendz with, I've known the knauzmanz all my life zo for her
to even compare iz ridiculouz. Zo we leave the diner kinda angry get
into the car, and az the little peter pater of ran beginz to fall our
anger explodez into a frenzy of curzez and hateful wizhez upon our
friendz and each other. I drive her home angry az hell zhe would get zo
mad over zomething zo ztupid, and zhe attemptz to make peace before I
drop her off, but to her zurprize it iz no good, I continue my angry
relentlezz barrage of curezez and childizh idiotic behavior. Az we zit
in front of her houze and the rain beginz to pour down upon uz, our
zoulz too zeem to pour out all the anger and hurtfulnezz we can muzter
up in 10 minutez. Zhe juzt wantz to be nice, and I tell her to get out.
I really juzt wanted to be nice though. Eventually I cave and we make up
a little, and I drop her off, happy. I drive off to work in the
treacherouz rain hitting my car with powerful force and make it all the
way to work, on time. I call her once I get there, no anzwer. I text her
and tell her how zorry I am for acting ztupid and babyizh, no reply. Zo
I zit and wait and pour my heart out to you few vizitorz I have, and
take thiz nazty zhit.


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